Everybody in the place hit the deck
But stay on your toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat; I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue arctic sea
Busting five knots (and polar ice caps), wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me --- I'm on a boat
I'm flipping smoked salmon and dried cod fish
We drinking cocoa and Bailey's, champ, Cause it's so crisp (crisp) 
I got my hat, gloves, swim trunks
And my snow booties.
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and It's going fast
I got a Norwegian themed wool sweater and a hat
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh
Get the f*** up, this boat is REAL!!!
I'm riding on a dogsled, doing flips and s***
The dogsled's splashing, getting everybody all wet.
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherf***er, don't you ever forget.
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat 
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon Look at me, (and pour ice water down my neck, yikes!)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say I f***ed a mermaid.
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